最搞笑的愚人节英语笑话

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最搞笑的愚人节英语笑话（一）Are Flies Yummy? 苍蝇好吃吗?

Tony and his father are eating dinner.

Suddenly Tony asks his father, "Dad, are flies yummy?"

Dad frowns and says, "No, I think it's yucky. Why do you ask me this question? It's a silly question."

But Tony says, "There was one fly in your plate."

托尼正和他爸爸一起吃晚餐。

突然，托尼问他的'爸爸：“爸爸，苍蝇好吃吗?”

爸爸皱眉说：“我想不好吃。你怎么会问这个问题?这可是一个愚蠢的问题。”

可是托尼说：“刚才你盘子里有一只苍蝇。”

最搞笑的愚人节英语笑话（二）Where are the tails? 尾巴哪去了?

The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours, then he started again, and said he: "Let me ask the evolutionist a question -- if we had tails like a baboon1, where are they?"

"I'll venture an answer," said an old lady, "We have worn them off sitting here so long.".

教进化论的老师已经滔滔不绝地讲了快两个小时，他的话题又来了：“让我向进化论者提个问题——如果我们曾经像狒狒那样长着尾巴，那么现在尾巴到哪里去了?”

“我来试试看，”一位老太太说， “该是我们在这里坐这么久把它们磨掉了吧。”

最搞笑的愚人节英语笑话（三）It Must Be Crowded 一定很拥挤

A teacher is telling his students, "The moon is very large. Several millions people can live there."

And a boy laughs and says, "It must get crowded when it's a crescent moon."

一位告诉学生：“月亮非常大，上面能住几百人。”

一个男孩笑着说：“当月亮变成月牙的时候，住在上面的人该多拥挤啊!”