1、A dreis like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
2、Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
3、每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃
4、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
5、Succeis a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
6、每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个
7、Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
8、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
9、When two's company, three's the result!
10、再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛
11、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
12、Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
13、应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的`在每个上午都醒来
14、聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来
15、学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多, 忘记的越多, 知道的越少, 为什么学来着
16、工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作
17、两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!
18、Every man should marry. After all, happineis not the only thing in life.
19、Behind every successful man, there is a man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
20、后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩
21、不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好
22、The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the leyou know. So why bother to learn
23、The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
24、Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
25、Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
26、要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡
27、成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)
28、Love is photogenic. It needs darkneto develop.
29、神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地
30、爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养
31、钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡
32、服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看
33、努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明
34、要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道
35、Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
36、Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
37、One should love animals. They are so tasty.
38、现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧
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